Culinary Herb Fan T-Shirts

Sage and Onion

Wine Lady

Cat Nip.

Too much cilantro

'You use HERBS to help you levitate? - How does THAT work?'

'Thyme heals all wounds.'

Extreme Naturopathic Medicine.

Plant Lady

'Cool it with the herbal shampoo -- you've got aphids.'

Alternative Medicine. Group Hug.

Gardeners

"You just need a few sprigs to spice up your meal Sir..."

Garlic, the wonderful stinking rose.

Fruit and Vegetables - protestors signs read 'Stop this brutality' and 'Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants'.

'I've always been so busy, I've never taken the time to stop and smell one.'

Simon and Garfunkel's Spice Rack.

"Dude, we've struck cannabis oil! We're going to be rich!"

'It appears to be a side effect of the herbal eye drops you're using.'

"I'm in herbs—celebrating the ancient link between women and plants."

Alternative medicine

"...and we grow all our own herbs."

'Look what my son gave me!'

'I think the microwave has finally given up the ghost.'

Question Thyme

'Great job! -- I'll go gather some herbs.'

"You should have called your stall 'Thyme Is A Healer'."

"I'm hoping for herb immunity."

"It was my husbands dying wish to be buried in his herb garden."

Omelette aux grosses herbes

'I'm not feeling well. Do you know where I can nibble on some echinacea?'

'Can you keep a secret? This particular remedy is illegal in 49 states.'

Herb garden

"What's the big deal? All these politicians talk about a health care plan! I have a health care plan!"

'Pass me the salt, parsley, marjoram, dill, coriander, fennel, basil, nutmeg, rosemary, thyme, oregano, and pepper please.'

Herbal remedies - "Thyme is a great healer."