Culinary Herb Fan Gifts

Sage and Onion

Wine Lady

Cat Nip.

Too much cilantro

'You use HERBS to help you levitate? - How does THAT work?'

'Thyme heals all wounds.'

'Cool it with the herbal shampoo -- you've got aphids.'

Plant Lady

Extreme Naturopathic Medicine.

Alternative Medicine. Group Hug.

Fruit and Vegetables - protestors signs read 'Stop this brutality' and 'Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants'.

Gardeners

Garlic, the wonderful stinking rose.

"You just need a few sprigs to spice up your meal Sir..."

'I've always been so busy, I've never taken the time to stop and smell one.'

'It appears to be a side effect of the herbal eye drops you're using.'

"I'm in herbs—celebrating the ancient link between women and plants."

'I think the microwave has finally given up the ghost.'

'Look what my son gave me!'

Alternative medicine

'Great job! -- I'll go gather some herbs.'

Question Thyme

"I'm hoping for herb immunity."

"It was my husbands dying wish to be buried in his herb garden."

"You should have called your stall 'Thyme Is A Healer'."

"...and we grow all our own herbs."

'I'm not feeling well. Do you know where I can nibble on some echinacea?'

'Can you keep a secret? This particular remedy is illegal in 49 states.'

"What's the big deal? All these politicians talk about a health care plan! I have a health care plan!"

Herb garden

'Pass me the salt, parsley, marjoram, dill, coriander, fennel, basil, nutmeg, rosemary, thyme, oregano, and pepper please.'

'Whoever called this job WAITING obviously never did it!'

"I love to cook, but usually I don't have enough parsley, sage, rosemary or time."