Herbal Remedy Fan T-Shirts

'Have you tried a homeopathic mechanic?'

The Pill-of-the-Month Club!

"It's the only way I can justify buying so many shoes."

"Has it occurred to you that you keep getting beaten up because that's your true purpose in life?"

DIY marriage counseling.

"You've got to learn to love yourself. Start by 'Friending' yourself on Facebook."

'Cock-a-doodle-doo!' 'Cut back on the chicken soup.'

"Hey, this anti-depressant you've come up with really works"

"Now, let’s talk about your attachment issues."

"I'm referring you to an old gypsy woman."

Relationship Rating: His and Hers

"Hiya, hiya, hiya, guy. I'm the bluebird of Prozac."

"Aren't you getting a little carried away with this herbal medicine, Doctor?"

"You dumb clod! Do you realize you're almost two minutes late?"

"Have you tried sitting in a box?"

'I keep thinking I'm being watched...'

"I'm sorry, sir, but we're not MAGICIANS!"

'We need to try to regress you beyond the last seven seconds...'

"I've just overheard the doctor say the farmer has the flu! We all know what that means: chicken soup!"

'This wasn't quite what I had in mind when you suggested 'alternative medicine''

Alternative Medicine. Group Hug.

'What kind of side effects do you enjoy?'

'I have an expense account, but it's a joke.'

"How do you feel about turning over?"

Therapy for the cow dependent

"With the redundancy and the divorce I'm struggling to remain Mr. Happy."

'The therapy did help your husband find his inner child, unfortunately his inner child is called Dwayne.'

Men and Women's changing rooms

'Dr Freud, this isn't comfortable. Why don't you sit on that chair?' 'That's not a bad idea.'

"Let's just get through the first aisle...then we'll discuss your impulse buying."

'If they weren't so damned good we might feel a bit more excited about the figures.'

'The part I like best about sex is when I light a cigarette and say next.'

Ariel prepares for her big date.

'I keep having these flashbacks.'

"Sorry for the delay in fulling your prescription. Since you brought it in there has been two new side effects we have to add to the label."