Herbal Remedy Fan Mugs

'Have you tried a homeopathic mechanic?'

The Pill-of-the-Month Club!

DIY marriage counseling.

'Cock-a-doodle-doo!' 'Cut back on the chicken soup.'

"Hey, this anti-depressant you've come up with really works"

"Now, let’s talk about your attachment issues."

"I'm referring you to an old gypsy woman."

Relationship Rating: His and Hers

"Hiya, hiya, hiya, guy. I'm the bluebird of Prozac."

'We need to try to regress you beyond the last seven seconds...'

"You dumb clod! Do you realize you're almost two minutes late?"

"I've just overheard the doctor say the farmer has the flu! We all know what that means: chicken soup!"

"I'm sorry, sir, but we're not MAGICIANS!"

"Aren't you getting a little carried away with this herbal medicine, Doctor?"

"Have you tried sitting in a box?"

Alternative Medicine. Group Hug.

"How do you feel about turning over?"

'What kind of side effects do you enjoy?'

"With the redundancy and the divorce I'm struggling to remain Mr. Happy."

'The therapy did help your husband find his inner child, unfortunately his inner child is called Dwayne.'

Therapy for the cow dependent

'I have an expense account, but it's a joke.'

Men and Women's changing rooms

Ariel prepares for her big date.

'Dr Freud, this isn't comfortable. Why don't you sit on that chair?' 'That's not a bad idea.'

"Sorry for the delay in fulling your prescription. Since you brought it in there has been two new side effects we have to add to the label."

"I wouldn't worry about it, in your case, the superiority complex just goes with this territory."

"Let's just get through the first aisle...then we'll discuss your impulse buying."

'I keep having these flashbacks.'

'If they weren't so damned good we might feel a bit more excited about the figures.'

'The part I like best about sex is when I light a cigarette and say next.'