Traditional Remedy Fan Mugs

'Cock-a-doodle-doo!' 'Cut back on the chicken soup.'

"I'm having my entrails read."

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DIY marriage counseling.

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"Now, let’s talk about your attachment issues."

"This week we're going to try some regression therapy."

"You dumb clod! Do you realize you're almost two minutes late?"

"I'm sorry, sir, but we're not MAGICIANS!"

"I've just overheard the doctor say the farmer has the flu! We all know what that means: chicken soup!"

"Krazy straw"

"Have you tried sitting in a box?"

'We need to try to regress you beyond the last seven seconds...'

"How do you feel about turning over?"

Dentist as psychoanalyst with tooth patient on couch

'I have an expense account, but it's a joke.'

Therapy for the cow dependent

"With the redundancy and the divorce I'm struggling to remain Mr. Happy."

'The therapy did help your husband find his inner child, unfortunately his inner child is called Dwayne.'

'Dr Freud, this isn't comfortable. Why don't you sit on that chair?' 'That's not a bad idea.'

'The part I like best about sex is when I light a cigarette and say next.'

Ariel prepares for her big date.

'I keep having these flashbacks.'

"I wouldn't worry about it, in your case, the superiority complex just goes with this territory."

"Let's just get through the first aisle...then we'll discuss your impulse buying."

Men and Women's changing rooms

'I don't know what it is, doc. I think I'm having a nervous breakdown.'

'I've always been so busy, I've never taken the time to stop and smell one.'

Soccer Ball - "I'm sick and tired of being kicked around all the time."