Natural Remedy Fan Mugs

"I eat a head of garlic each day and have never had a problem social distancing."

Ariel prepares for her big date.

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

Before I can stop and smell the roses, I need time to stop and plant the @#$% roses.

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

Greenfingers.

'I'd forgotten how lovely it looks outside!'

'They're dog roses!'

'Oh, thank you, Neville. If I had lips, I'd kiss you.'

Say it with flowers - available in any language.

Say it with flowers: It!

'My real name is Bellis Perennis, but you can call me Daisy!'

"You've got to learn to love yourself. Start by 'Friending' yourself on Facebook."

"If she's a write off can you let me know the scrap value?"

DIY marriage counseling.

"Has it occurred to you that you keep getting beaten up because that's your true purpose in life?"

'Cock-a-doodle-doo!' 'Cut back on the chicken soup.'

Bee in flight.

The Deer of Spring.

Relationship Rating: His and Hers

'My best friend threw her bouquet to me at her wedding, and I ATE it'

"Now, let’s talk about your attachment issues."

Carnations.

"Lisa, your playdate is here!"

"Damn floral activists."

"Have you tried sitting in a box?"

Male elephant giving female flowers and LOTS of candy.

Ovalifolium Longifora

"You dumb clod! Do you realize you're almost two minutes late?"

'I keep thinking I'm being watched...'

"I'm sorry, sir, but we're not MAGICIANS!"

"Krazy straw"

'This wasn't quite what I had in mind when you suggested 'alternative medicine''

'We need to try to regress you beyond the last seven seconds...'

"It's inoperable and perennial."