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"SARS...mad cow...monkeypox...they've brought us all closer together."

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

What the Doctor Ordered

'Cock-a-doodle-doo!' 'Cut back on the chicken soup.'

"I've never seen Tia Carmen so excited about a grand opening."

"When I was a little girl...my mami had really good remedies for our aches and pains."

"I've just overheard the doctor say the farmer has the flu! We all know what that means: chicken soup!"

'Cool it with the herbal shampoo -- you've got aphids.'

"Aren't you getting a little carried away with this herbal medicine, Doctor?"

"How many more times, you've got hayfever, so no, you can't have any cannabis oil."

Alternative Medicine. Group Hug.

'It's anxiety. Don't worry, vitamin B happy.'

Ariel prepares for her big date.

Natural Medicines

'It appears to be a side effect of the herbal eye drops you're using.'

Ahh, Chicken Soup

'I've become resistant to antibiotics, but what I dread is a shot of whisky in a cup of hot tea.'

"They say chicken soup is good for a cold."

"My Harvard Medical Guide says if a wisdom tooth is infected, you may need antibiotics and possibly have the tooth pulled by an oral surgeon."

"Don't tell grandmom about your computer's virus. She'll just tell you to download chicken soup."

"Here, let me put some ointment on your bug bite. I made it myself from cayenne powder, licorice root and mugwort leaves blended with that vanilla pudding I made last week. Hmm...it's not here."

"This mixture of herbs and spices will rid the casa of ghosts! I will send them fleeing into the night!"

"You should have called your stall 'Thyme Is A Healer'."

'I hope this alternative Chinese medicine works!'

Alternative medicine

Chicken Soup

'So, what's this new 'wonder drug'?'

"Please escort Miss Delgado to the private waiting room. She's curing my patients again."

'It appears to be a side effect of those herbal eye drops you've been using.'

Farmacy.

1999 Influenza Chic.

Hippy fighting off medicine.

"I tried a traditional Chinese herbal remedy for writer's block and it worked great. I wrote four new chapters in two days. Unfortunately, it was all in Chinese and I can't read Chinese."

"I appreciate your researching solutions on the Internet, but there is little evidence to show twig broth and changing will help your condition."

"I curse the day I ever heard of Ginkgo Biloba."