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"The yoghurt, does it contain bifidobacteriumi and lactobacillus bulgaricus?"

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

On August 14, 2011 at app. 2:00 p, Derek Winslow made scientific history by converting an item of the animal kingdom into an item of the plant kingdom.

"When I was your age. I was really smelly."

'Only the years when the market was Bullish...'

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

'Like death by salad.'

Two books: 'The Joy of Cooking' next to 'The Joy of Dieting'.

"And we are proud to say we only use the freshest artificial ingredients."

"Tonight, perhaps Mrs. Lewis would prefer this quiet little table for two from which to send back her entrée?"

Try to guess the continent dining...

"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager."

"First Lady Lettuce goes missing, then Colonel Crouton followed by Reginald Radish... Great Caesar's Ghost! Someone is making a salad!"

"I'll have the Investigator's Special."

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

"Oh, look- French! Let's try it."

'Strained carrots again! What am I being punished for this time?'

Sauce for the Goose

French wine

"I've never heard of it, either, but nothing ventured, nothing gained, I always say!"

"All of tonight's specials dance around the whole GMO thing."

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

Our visit to the flan factory.

"Hi. What kind of wine goes with fruit salad?"

Important Food Groups

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

Leaning Wine Bottle of Pisa

"I cook the sausages in French mineral water, I wear a French beret and I can call you 'Monsieur'."

"I feel like pushing the envelope this morning, honey, starting with a little grape jelly for that bran muffin."

Before/After

Barbecued dessert, anyone? The coals are PERFECT now!

"Don't you just hate restaurants that make you feel rushed?"

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''