Health Food Investigator T-Shirts

Find a t-shirt that matches the health foodie’s inquisitive spirit. This fun, clever apparel celebrates their passion for exploring the latest superfoods and health trends, making every outfit a statement.

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Scrutinising a burger under a magnifying glass.

Scrutinising a burger under a magnifying glass. mockup

Scrutinising a burger under a magnifying glass.

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"Good For You / Bad For You"

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"And we are proud to say we only use the freshest artificial ingredients."

"And we are proud to say we only use the freshest artificial ingredients." mockup

"And we are proud to say we only use the freshest artificial ingredients."

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'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!'' mockup

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

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Honest Vending

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"That's it young man. . . No more energy drinks for you!"

"That's it young man. . . No more energy drinks for you!" mockup

"That's it young man. . . No more energy drinks for you!"

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"Do you remember when we used to put FOOD in food?"

"Do you remember when we used to put FOOD in food?" mockup

"Do you remember when we used to put FOOD in food?"

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"Out with the old fish, in with the new."

"Out with the old fish, in with the new." mockup

"Out with the old fish, in with the new."

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"It's been redacted to produce our sauces."

"It's been redacted to produce our sauces." mockup

"It's been redacted to produce our sauces."

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"Well, son. . . here your dad makes the famous 'fresh from nature' food!"

"Well, son. . . here your dad makes the famous 'fresh from nature' food!" mockup

"Well, son. . . here your dad makes the famous 'fresh from nature' food!"

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Flour, sugar, earth, air, fire, water. mockup

Flour, sugar, earth, air, fire, water.

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'Diet considerations.'

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'Dorothy - we're not in the health food section anymore.'

'Dorothy - we're not in the health food section anymore.' mockup

'Dorothy - we're not in the health food section anymore.'

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'Are you the guy who put gluten in the bread?'

'Are you the guy who put gluten in the bread?' mockup

'Are you the guy who put gluten in the bread?'

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"And that's where hot dogs come from." mockup

"And that's where hot dogs come from."

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"Dad, did you know Tia Carmen got a job at my school cafeteria?"

"Dad, did you know Tia Carmen got a job at my school cafeteria?" mockup

"Dad, did you know Tia Carmen got a job at my school cafeteria?"

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'Come on, eat your spinach.' -' Sorry, I'm on a special diet...No toxic waste.'

'Come on, eat your spinach.' -' Sorry, I'm on a special diet...No toxic waste.' mockup

'Come on, eat your spinach.' -' Sorry, I'm on a special diet...No toxic waste.'

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'Would you like me to wipe the cup with my finger or would you prefer Rover here licking it clean?'

'Would you like me to wipe the cup with my finger or would you prefer Rover here licking it clean?' mockup

'Would you like me to wipe the cup with my finger or would you prefer Rover here licking it clean?'

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"How would you like your soy protein, mixed tocopherols and methylcellulose patty?"

"How would you like your soy protein, mixed tocopherols and methylcellulose patty?" mockup

"How would you like your soy protein, mixed tocopherols and methylcellulose patty?"

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Attack of the 'health' foods

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"My holy grail is low-fat, low-cal, high-taste."

"My holy grail is low-fat, low-cal, high-taste." mockup

"My holy grail is low-fat, low-cal, high-taste."

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'The diet books really worked for me...I bought so many I couldn't afford any food.'

'The diet books really worked for me...I bought so many I couldn't afford any food.' mockup

'The diet books really worked for me...I bought so many I couldn't afford any food.'

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"It's time we did something about the new Healthy Menu option."

"It's time we did something about the new Healthy Menu option." mockup

"It's time we did something about the new Healthy Menu option."

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'Use by June 2007. Gah' - 'Use by July 2007. Double gah.' - 'Best of a bad bunch...'

'Use by June 2007. Gah' - 'Use by July 2007. Double gah.' - 'Best of a bad bunch...' mockup

'Use by June 2007. Gah' - 'Use by July 2007. Double gah.' - 'Best of a bad bunch...'

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"We can serve a rare handburger, but because of health regulations, this room will have to be heated to 160 degrees."

"We can serve a rare handburger, but because of health regulations, this room will have to be heated to 160 degrees." mockup

"We can serve a rare handburger, but because of health regulations, this room will have to be heated to 160 degrees."

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"We couldn't find a raw-vegan, gluten-free, sugar-free, non-G.M.O. cake for your birthday, so we got you nothing."

"We couldn't find a raw-vegan, gluten-free, sugar-free, non-G.M.O. cake for your birthday, so we got you nothing." mockup

"We couldn't find a raw-vegan, gluten-free, sugar-free, non-G.M.O. cake for your birthday, so we got you nothing."

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"Tonight's specials include beef wellington (long regarded as a major source of cholesterol and saturated fat), Cajun-style swordfish (suspected of containing PCBs and toxic metals), and chicken teriyaki (recent increase in the incidence of salmonella whi

"Tonight's specials include beef wellington (long regarded as a major source of cholesterol and saturated fat), Cajun-style swordfish (suspected of containing PCBs and toxic metals), and chicken teriyaki (recent increase in the incidence of salmonella whi

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'It says, 'If you want more fiber, eat the package.'

'It says, 'If you want more fiber, eat the package.' mockup

'It says, 'If you want more fiber, eat the package.'

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"Have you seen what goes into that stuff?"

"Have you seen what goes into that stuff?" mockup

"Have you seen what goes into that stuff?"

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"Do you have anything with FOOD in it?" mockup

"Do you have anything with FOOD in it?"

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'First of all, I'm taking you off the iron supplements.'

'First of all, I'm taking you off the iron supplements.' mockup

'First of all, I'm taking you off the iron supplements.'

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Rat Hair: Peanut Butter Ingredient. mockup

Rat Hair: Peanut Butter Ingredient.

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Health Food Investigator T-Shirts Collection

Health Food Investigator Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs designed for health food investigators who love their coffee or tea with a side of humor and curiosity.

Health Food Investigator Pillows

Decorate their space with playful pillows that celebrate their love for healthy foods and investigative curiosity. Soft, stylish, and full of personality.

Health Food Investigator Prints

Find inspiring and humorous prints that capture the spirit of the health food enthusiast and investigative foodie. Perfect for sprucing up any living or workspace.