Culinary Experts Gifts

"You're thinking of a different cut, Mrs Sigmond. This piece comes from about here."

"Your food didn't melt, young man... this is the soup course."

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

Counting ribs

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

On August 14, 2011 at app. 2:00 p, Derek Winslow made scientific history by converting an item of the animal kingdom into an item of the plant kingdom.

"And which regional cuisine would you be interested in this evening—Northwester, Southwestern, Southeastern, or Northeastern?"

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

'My diet's good...I'm two weeks ahead of schedule.'

"Tonight, perhaps Mrs. Lewis would prefer this quiet little table for two from which to send back her entrée?"

'Er . . . and a fork for me...'

"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager."

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

'I'm sure M'lady will appreciate the mashed potatoes. Our chef uses only grass-fed single-udder butter.'

Health and Safety Gone Mad.

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."

Man with 'Real Ale' written on t-shirt, woman with 'Real Pine' written on rolling pin

"I come here for the pepper."

"Keep your glasses on. It will look like twice as much."

"It's smells so good, but why do you have to wait so long?!"

'White smoke means she decided what to cook. Black smoke means it's done.'

'Pigs feet, sir?' 'Are they pickled?'

'I have to agree -- the value of pie goes on indefinitely.'

"I'm afraid it's not cheese, it's 'cheese-like'."

"It was wonderful, Henri. Arnold had died and gone to heaven."

Full English Breakfast.

'You're lucky there, Sir. That's the last one in the world.'

"I've had it with you guys! From now on, have your arguments on your own time!"

Baker Romance

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

'I was in the catering corps.'

'Seven layers in one dip? Gentlemen, what have we wrought?'

A burgandy from when the dow hit a record high.