Culinary Evolution Enthusiast Gifts

'I'll sure be glad when somebody invents convenience foods.'

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

"You do like octopus?"

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

"When I was your age. I was really smelly."

"It's kohlrabi, the next hot vegetable."

What the Doctor Ordered

'Only the years when the market was Bullish...'

La Table

'My diet's good...I'm two weeks ahead of schedule.'

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

'Oh, and I suppose I'm the only one who's ever heard it's a 'dog eat dog world'?'

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

'Like death by salad.'

"Rump roast?"

"Tonight, perhaps Mrs. Lewis would prefer this quiet little table for two from which to send back her entrée?"

Bermuda Triangles

Two books: 'The Joy of Cooking' next to 'The Joy of Dieting'.

"O young, naive one...you must know the golden rule of the kitchen. To avoid the mother of all disrespects...never criticize the cooking of a family elder."

Careful, the plate's probably still hot.

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

"War is hell and so is this soup."

'Er . . . and a fork for me...'

Try to guess the continent dining...

'We don't 'skimp' on the pour, sir; we're just generous with the glass.'

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

Mac's Bait and Sushi Shop

'Sorry, but we're going out for dinner.'

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle