Culinary Diversity Gifts

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

"Whoa, Baldo! They're serving enchiladas! I bet you eat these every day!"

We need a new eco project. Ok. Let's get locally grown food into the school cafeteria. What's our strategy? We can start with the potatoes. I'll make the poster. We want home fries.

"When you say that love is in the air, you're referring to the smells from the food trucks, right?"

Soup of the month.

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

Garden.

The prophet who changed water into diet grapefruit soda.

Too much cilantro

"Pizza sounds wonderful. Italian, Greek or Hipster?"

"Must everything with you be a landmark decision?"

"Charles didn't like tofu."

Lockdown casserole

"My only love sprung from my only hate!"

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

I love Cannelloni

Holiday Supplies

Wendy likes horses...and she is a keen cook.

'Do you want me to get the fish bone out, or not?'

This is Dr. Sadie, what's your question, caller? I just found out my wife got a bonus at work. But instead of buying gifts for my mother and my six brothers, she flew to Maui and sent me a photo of herself eating a seven-course meal. Stop whining. She's given you the best gift a spouse can give ... Something to hold over her head for the rest of your lives. Well ... There is that, I guess.

"Lemon 'merengue' pies"

Victorian Fast Food - 'I'll have the lark pie festooned with eels, a full stilton, two bottles of port,,,'

"Please don't kill me."

Fly Tastings: 'Notice that hint of dog fur and then let that full bodied garbage finish unfold.'

I told you I got us the best table in the house. Pizza.

"Well..I think the old Thermograph machine I rescued from work goes a treat with our kitchen units."

Junior Masterchef - "Darren Smith and I'll be cooking chicken nuggets with Mars bars in a CocaCola sauce"

Acme Foods. Research and Development. Then it's an "no" on the Mexican Jumping Bean Dip?

'Please, could you me to Polish my diet!'

'We're not at home, Stu. You can't just order 'I don't care'.'

"Marions nous! Tu payes les impôts, j'offre le resto!"

"Who shaves the fennel in your family?"

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