Culinary Diversity Mugs

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

"Whoa, Baldo! They're serving enchiladas! I bet you eat these every day!"

"When you say that love is in the air, you're referring to the smells from the food trucks, right?"

Soup of the month.

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

Garden.

Too much cilantro

"Pizza sounds wonderful. Italian, Greek or Hipster?"

The prophet who changed water into diet grapefruit soda.

"Must everything with you be a landmark decision?"

I love Cannelloni

"My only love sprung from my only hate!"

Lockdown casserole

Holiday Supplies

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

Wendy likes horses...and she is a keen cook.

"Charles didn't like tofu."

'Do you want me to get the fish bone out, or not?'

Victorian Fast Food - 'I'll have the lark pie festooned with eels, a full stilton, two bottles of port,,,'

Fly Tastings: 'Notice that hint of dog fur and then let that full bodied garbage finish unfold.'

"Lemon 'merengue' pies"

"Please don't kill me."

Coffee Menu

'We're not at home, Stu. You can't just order 'I don't care'.'

'Please, could you me to Polish my diet!'

"Marions nous! Tu payes les impôts, j'offre le resto!"

"Who shaves the fennel in your family?"

"Well..I think the old Thermograph machine I rescued from work goes a treat with our kitchen units."

Junior Masterchef - "Darren Smith and I'll be cooking chicken nuggets with Mars bars in a CocaCola sauce"

"And that's where hot dogs come from."

The perfect man