Culinary Critics Pillows

Add a humorous touch to their home with a pillow that combines comfort and wit—perfect for the critic’s favorite reading nook or kitchen.

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'Eight years old, huh? If it's so good, why didn't somebody drink it eight years ago?'

'Eight years old, huh? If it's so good, why didn't somebody drink it eight years ago?' mockup

'Eight years old, huh? If it's so good, why didn't somebody drink it eight years ago?'

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"Nutty, yet with a hint of oak."

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Expectations vs. reality

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Beef Stew.

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Pink Slime Burger

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'The chef's hat was delicious! But the hair...'

'The chef's hat was delicious! But the hair...' mockup

'The chef's hat was delicious! But the hair...'

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"In my experience the Baptist have the best potlucks."

"In my experience the Baptist have the best potlucks." mockup

"In my experience the Baptist have the best potlucks."

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"Oh, come on. You liked it fine before you found out this was a chain."

"Oh, come on. You liked it fine before you found out this was a chain." mockup

"Oh, come on. You liked it fine before you found out this was a chain."

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"They won't grind fresh pepper here, but they'll open your can of soup right at the table!"

"They won't grind fresh pepper here, but they'll open your can of soup right at the table!" mockup

"They won't grind fresh pepper here, but they'll open your can of soup right at the table!"

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"I'm just cutting out the middle man." mockup

"I'm just cutting out the middle man."

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'I'll be glad when Mother gets home - Your cooking is atrocious!'

'I'll be glad when Mother gets home - Your cooking is atrocious!' mockup

'I'll be glad when Mother gets home - Your cooking is atrocious!'

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'It's a new, high-protein substitute for soybean paste. It's made of steak.'

'It's a new, high-protein substitute for soybean paste. It's made of steak.' mockup

'It's a new, high-protein substitute for soybean paste. It's made of steak.'

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'The Specials are the same as the Main Menu dishes, but with more florid descriptions.'

'The Specials are the same as the Main Menu dishes, but with more florid descriptions.' mockup

'The Specials are the same as the Main Menu dishes, but with more florid descriptions.'

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You spend all day comparison shopping, and you end up with THIS stuff?

You spend all day comparison shopping, and you end up with THIS stuff? mockup

You spend all day comparison shopping, and you end up with THIS stuff?

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'If we had eaten at home,we would have saved $48.75 and we wouldn't have had to sit on the floor!'

'If we had eaten at home,we would have saved $48.75 and we wouldn't have had to sit on the floor!' mockup

'If we had eaten at home,we would have saved $48.75 and we wouldn't have had to sit on the floor!'

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Our new regulations.

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Butler asking if the meat is too hard mockup

Butler asking if the meat is too hard

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"It's totally unfair! I can't vape but you can cook with gas?!"

"It's totally unfair! I can't vape but you can cook with gas?!" mockup

"It's totally unfair! I can't vape but you can cook with gas?!"

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Breakfast Special

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The Dinner Builiding

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"Oh, you do it that way, do you?" mockup

"Oh, you do it that way, do you?"

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"The menu just says fried fish, but may I give you a more compelling, surprisingly lyrical description?"

"The menu just says fried fish, but may I give you a more compelling, surprisingly lyrical description?" mockup

"The menu just says fried fish, but may I give you a more compelling, surprisingly lyrical description?"

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"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media." mockup

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

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"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?" mockup

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

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"When I was your age. I was really smelly."

"When I was your age. I was really smelly." mockup

"When I was your age. I was really smelly."

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"The chef is going to need more than just your ‘compliments’ tonight … he’s in one of his moods."

"The chef is going to need more than just your ‘compliments’ tonight … he’s in one of his moods." mockup

"The chef is going to need more than just your ‘compliments’ tonight … he’s in one of his moods."

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"This place is one of New York's best-kept secrets."

"This place is one of New York's best-kept secrets." mockup

"This place is one of New York's best-kept secrets."

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Too Many Lawyers Spoil the Broth

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Cow's Last Will and Testament.

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'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....' mockup

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

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'Oh, and I suppose I'm the only one who's ever heard it's a 'dog eat dog world'?'

'Oh, and I suppose I'm the only one who's ever heard it's a 'dog eat dog world'?' mockup

'Oh, and I suppose I'm the only one who's ever heard it's a 'dog eat dog world'?'

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6 Brothers Falafel

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"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce." mockup

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

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"I have no idea what, hic, went wrong. I did everything, hic, Mario Batali said."

"I have no idea what, hic, went wrong. I did everything, hic, Mario Batali said." mockup

"I have no idea what, hic, went wrong. I did everything, hic, Mario Batali said."

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"Waiter! Two of your finest menus!" mockup

"Waiter! Two of your finest menus!"

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Culinary Critics Pillows Collection

Culinary Critics Mugs

Explore our entire collection of witty mugs perfect for the culinary critic within. Find the one that makes their morning brew a little brighter.

Culinary Critics Prints

Find captivating prints with clever culinary designs—ideal for decorating a kitchen, office, or dining area with style and wit.

Culinary Critics T-Shirts

Discover a range of playful and sharp t-shirts designed for food enthusiasts and critics alike. Perfect for making a statement about their culinary passions.