Culinary Courtesans Gifts

"It could never work, Richard. I'm going to be a gefilte fish, and you're not."

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'

"Tia Carmen's not happy unless she can send people away with a plate of leftovers for the road."

A couple dressed as a knife and a fork

'What'll it be?'

"Well, there's your problem right there -- you need to sauté the onions in white wine before adding the ginger."

'I have a bad feeling about this place, Watson... and I smell a rat!'

"Honey, close the fridge door while you're thinking!"

"What would you suggest as a dinner strategy?"

Horse meat scandal.

'Before you order, perhaps you'd like to discuss your food issues with our eating therapist.'

'...or, if you're watching your cholesterol, we also have thousand-year-old egg substitutes.'

"Our cook is working through a lot of stuff."

"Blueberry muffins. My wife made them."

"And should you retain us, Mr. Hodal, you'll find that we're more than just a law firm."

Pick Your Own Baby Lamb Chops

'Police. We have reason to believe you've been hacking into your neighbor's computers and stealing their recipes.'

I'm thinking of something in a Cheddar.

"Okay, I get the message."

'Mom's in the bedroom trying on scenarios.'

"Freshly ground pepper, sir?"

'Self service.' 'How much do I tip myself?'

'Care to form a splinter group?'

CIA Cafeteria: 'It's nice of you to ask, but the recipe is classified.'

The 60 Hour Gourmet Recipe For People Who Have Time To Spare And Then Some.

Quartet of Chefs

"It's called The Pastry Shop Mystery. A real Whodoughnut."

Olga's Cafeterear

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: 'How many spoons do you need to feed a baby?'

"The secret was in the sauce."

Scrutinising a burger under a magnifying glass.

'C'mon, Bill, LOOK at the evidence! A fabulous home-made crust, fresh apples, raisins, gourmet vanilla ice cream, and no sign of a struggle. This guy was definitely killed by kindness!'

"Judge Edelman is taking the chicken livers under advisement, Gertrude; I've decided in favor of the veal; and Judge Hefferman seems to be recusing himself."