Culinary Convenience Lover Pillows

"I love T.V. dinners"

'I sent out for everything.'

LAY ZEE FUK

Baker Romance

'You're lucky there, Sir. That's the last one in the world.'

'I'll give you a bite of my calamari for one of your stuffed shrimp.'

Shopper in grocery store sees TV dinners marked daytime and prime time.

A dozen predictions for foods of the future.

"Goodness! These tomatoes look so good!"

Pop Top Ice FIshing

"There must be a place we can wait on line for an hour before eating."

"Then again, an honest profile picture would not have got me a wonderful 'Duck Confit with a Chocolat Creme Brulee.'"

"Can you recommend a nice red wine that goes well with a broken heart?"

'There was sizzle but no steak.'

TV Chef Cooking Range

'Jingling your change won't get us a better table.'

"Mmm, processed food. Just like mom used to microwave."

"It all comes down to the aging and fermentation process."

'To her...the basic 4 food groups are canned, frozen, fast and delivered.'

Restaurant: Come & Get It! Bland Cuisine - 'Just plain food, good, but nothing fancy.'

Kitchen - Sign reads 'Out of Hors D'Oeuvres.'

'...and the property comes with a fully fitted kitchen'

Cook for 3 minutes stir, wait 30 years to discover if the contaminated ingredient gives you stomach cancer.

'You order the jumbo combo?'

"By the time I've read all the nutrition and ingredients information I've lost my appetite!"

Church Drive-Thru.

To her, the four basic food groups are canned, frozen, fast and delivered.

"What do you recommend that's fit for a king?"

"Expensive coffee is a cheap vacation."

'My compliments to mummy.'

"If it says to add water, and I'm the one who adds it, I'm cooking."

"Right now I'm enjoying that brief period between having just lost weight and putting it back on."

"Your dinner is at www.Icouldntbearsed.com."

'What are the three basic food groups?'