Culinary Convenience Lover Gifts

"I love T.V. dinners"

'I sent out for everything.'

LAY ZEE FUK

Baker Romance

'You're lucky there, Sir. That's the last one in the world.'

'I'll give you a bite of my calamari for one of your stuffed shrimp.'

Pop Top Ice FIshing

"Goodness! These tomatoes look so good!"

A dozen predictions for foods of the future.

"Then again, an honest profile picture would not have got me a wonderful 'Duck Confit with a Chocolat Creme Brulee.'"

"There must be a place we can wait on line for an hour before eating."

Shopper in grocery store sees TV dinners marked daytime and prime time.

'There was sizzle but no steak.'

TV Chef Cooking Range

"Can you recommend a nice red wine that goes well with a broken heart?"

'Jingling your change won't get us a better table.'

"Mmm, processed food. Just like mom used to microwave."

"It all comes down to the aging and fermentation process."

'To her...the basic 4 food groups are canned, frozen, fast and delivered.'

Restaurant: Come & Get It! Bland Cuisine - 'Just plain food, good, but nothing fancy.'

Le Gourmet Bistro. Paging Mister Zah, paging Mister Zah. Do we have a Pete Zah here?

'...and the property comes with a fully fitted kitchen'

Kitchen - Sign reads 'Out of Hors D'Oeuvres.'

Cook for 3 minutes stir, wait 30 years to discover if the contaminated ingredient gives you stomach cancer.

"By the time I've read all the nutrition and ingredients information I've lost my appetite!"

Church Drive-Thru.

'You order the jumbo combo?'

"Your dinner is at www.Icouldntbearsed.com."

"What do you recommend that's fit for a king?"

'My compliments to mummy.'

"If it says to add water, and I'm the one who adds it, I'm cooking."

"Right now I'm enjoying that brief period between having just lost weight and putting it back on."

"Expensive coffee is a cheap vacation."

To her, the four basic food groups are canned, frozen, fast and delivered.

"We can never get them both to work at the same time."