Culinary Controversy Follower Prints

'I had no idea would be a choice.'

Tension filled the tent.

"Something romantic, perhaps?"

'Eight years old, huh? If it's so good, why didn't somebody drink it eight years ago?'

"It's good to know she was butchered for a noble cause."

"The salad should be delicious. We ordered it with lots of extra bacon bits."

"....And then chuck the whole lot in the dustbin and phone for a take-away."

'I won't tell my thighs if you don't..'

"D'you remember caramel before it all became 'salted?'"

'The Specials are the same as the Main Menu dishes, but with more florid descriptions.'

Mayo-A-Mayo

Man with a 'menu', woman with a 'womenu'.

"It'll never be ready in time."

"I'm a strict vegan with dietary limitations due to specific food allergies. What should I get?" "A taxi."

"I want to set the world record for eating the most empanadas ever!"

Beef Stew.

Empty landscape containing food and stationery.

'Yes, but is it tart?'

'What we were about to receive has gone the way of all flesh.'

Foodies at a Diner. We'll have the alphabet soup, unless it's Helvetica or Times New Roman.

'LOOK RENOLDSON, i've had JUST about enough of your moaning and groaning! IF you can't stand the heat, GET out of the oven!' / A chef scolding his apprentice inside an oven.

'The chef's hat was delicious! But the hair...'

"There's a free pudding for whoever finds the Chef's glass eye."

'That's what I said,dear-your dinner's in the chippie..'

"I suspected barstool founder David Portnoy was racist."

Mime on invisible phone in restaurant.

LEV Trump

"When are you going to make the sort of bread my mother makes?"

'It was the last straw when she threw her lumpy gravy over me!'

"Why do you always have to be so judgemental?"

'I'd like to see him do that with your cooking...'

"What would make it perfect, egg salad or pastrami?"

"I think I'll just leave a hate tip."

Size differences aside...it's that cheesy 'manufactured' smile that makes it so easy to pick a fruit fly on a GM diet!!

"Come on, let me see the picture."