Culinary Controversy Follower Gifts

'I had no idea would be a choice.'

Tension filled the tent.

'Eight years old, huh? If it's so good, why didn't somebody drink it eight years ago?'

"The salad should be delicious. We ordered it with lots of extra bacon bits."

"....And then chuck the whole lot in the dustbin and phone for a take-away."

'I won't tell my thighs if you don't..'

"D'you remember caramel before it all became 'salted?'"

Mayo-A-Mayo

'The Specials are the same as the Main Menu dishes, but with more florid descriptions.'

Man with a 'menu', woman with a 'womenu'.

"It'll never be ready in time."

"I'm a strict vegan with dietary limitations due to specific food allergies. What should I get?" "A taxi."

"I want to set the world record for eating the most empanadas ever!"

Beef Stew.

'What we were about to receive has gone the way of all flesh.'

'Yes, but is it tart?'

Empty landscape containing food and stationery.

'The chef's hat was delicious! But the hair...'

'LOOK RENOLDSON, i've had JUST about enough of your moaning and groaning! IF you can't stand the heat, GET out of the oven!' / A chef scolding his apprentice inside an oven.

'That's what I said,dear-your dinner's in the chippie..'

"When are you going to make the sort of bread my mother makes?"

'It was the last straw when she threw her lumpy gravy over me!'

LEV Trump

"There's a free pudding for whoever finds the Chef's glass eye."

"I suspected barstool founder David Portnoy was racist."

"What would make it perfect, egg salad or pastrami?"

"I think I'll just leave a hate tip."

'I'd like to see him do that with your cooking...'

Size differences aside...it's that cheesy 'manufactured' smile that makes it so easy to pick a fruit fly on a GM diet!!

"Come on, let me see the picture."

"I hate how we stigmatize eating by calling it a feeding frenzy."