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"You still use too much yeast in your bread!"

The Family Joules: Part 13

TV dinners: Standard Widescreen

Earning the Tip

Frank & Ernie's Diner. Special: Scrabbled Eggs. No, sir, it's not a misprint -- Ernie adds alphabet soup.

Night of the Latkes

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

'It's the report from the consultant. He says we should turn over the turnovers to improve turnover.'

MUSHROOM MASACRE.

Peter Pan, the Utensil that Never Grew Up

Thou Shalt Not!

'This wine is dreadful - try some.'

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

"I flunked out of cooking school. Even the dog won't eat my homework."

"I'll have the spaghetti, does that come on toast?"

"Out with the old fish, in with the new."

F&E Diner. Beer. Wine. This wine paralyzes the taste buds --- It goes with anything!

Onion operation.

'How do you stop a fish from smelling?'

"She's losing a lot of cream cheese. We're going to have to cut her open."

Man Trying to Uncork Champagne.

"Why don't I clang some utensils, make 3 grilled cheese sandwiches and we call it an early night?"

'Our chickens are a real 'come back' story: raised organic, they hooked up with some seedy fowl, but then, thankfully, were saved by massive doses of antibiotics.'

'Say, Hon. . . the pizza's burning.'

Amy Sedaris

As I say, local produce, locally produced; all our meats tonight come form our local meat processing plant.

"Perhaps we should cleanse our palates first?"

Bottomless bowl of soup

"I want to apologise for calling this meeting on such short notice."

'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'

'We've run out of Parmesan cheese.' Food in pasta.

'You caught 'em. You clean 'em.'

Papa's Pizza delivered in under 30 minutes.

"Let's take this one step at a time. First, somebody is going to have to catch the fish."

"Your fish ... I'm sorry, but there will be a slight delay."