Culinary Comic Reader Pillows

'Needs salt.'

'Sorry about that - Lenny accidentally used jumping beans.'

'If you give up alcohol, cigarettes, sex, red meat, cakes and chocolate, and don't get too excited, you can enjoy life for a few more years yet.'

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

Night of the Latkes

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

'It's the report from the consultant. He says we should turn over the turnovers to improve turnover.'

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

X-ray Psychology.

Peter Pan, the Utensil that Never Grew Up

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

The Salmon Run

MUSHROOM MASACRE.

'Perkins, we're getting rid of some of the dead wood around here.'

Fish snorkling above water.

Thou Shalt Not!

wattle covers

"I flunked out of cooking school. Even the dog won't eat my homework."

'I think it's about time we tell him he's adopted.'

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

'This wine is dreadful - try some.'

"I'll have the spaghetti, does that come on toast?"

"My doctor said I'm not getting any younger. I'd like a second opinion."

Sign that says 'This is not a sign.'

"Out with the old fish, in with the new."

A bird that is also the helmet from a suit of armour (or is it a bird inside a helmet?). Notice the very small flying bird/helmet in the background.

"I'm excited to get fixed at the vet, had no idea I was broken."

"The fourth horseman says that he will be late. He hasn't left the Old Testament yet."

The missiles had failed...so it was down to Frank...and plan B.

Mou...Man trap!