Culinary Comic Reader Prints

'Needs salt.'

'Sorry about that - Lenny accidentally used jumping beans.'

'If you give up alcohol, cigarettes, sex, red meat, cakes and chocolate, and don't get too excited, you can enjoy life for a few more years yet.'

'Remember only you can prevent forest fires.'

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

Frank & Ernie's Diner. Special: Scrabbled Eggs. No, sir, it's not a misprint -- Ernie adds alphabet soup.

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

Night of the Latkes

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

The Salmon Run

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

Peter Pan, the Utensil that Never Grew Up

MUSHROOM MASACRE.

X-ray Psychology.

'It's the report from the consultant. He says we should turn over the turnovers to improve turnover.'

'See? The idiots put my danged knee replacement in backward!'

'Perkins, we're getting rid of some of the dead wood around here.'

Fish snorkling above water.

Thou Shalt Not!

wattle covers

"I flunked out of cooking school. Even the dog won't eat my homework."

"I'll have the spaghetti, does that come on toast?"

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

'This wine is dreadful - try some.'

'I think it's about time we tell him he's adopted.'

Muhammad Ali publishes a popup book.

"My doctor said I'm not getting any younger. I'd like a second opinion."

A bird that is also the helmet from a suit of armour (or is it a bird inside a helmet?). Notice the very small flying bird/helmet in the background.

F&E Diner. Beer. Wine. This wine paralyzes the taste buds --- It goes with anything!

"I'm excited to get fixed at the vet, had no idea I was broken."

Sign that says 'This is not a sign.'

"The fourth horseman says that he will be late. He hasn't left the Old Testament yet."

"Out with the old fish, in with the new."