Culinary Chic Pillows

Fruit Bonnet

'You complimented the chef on his dumplings -now he wishes to return the compliments!'

Soup of the month.

A heart shaped cake

"You're the lid to my pot."

'I started out washing dishes, but when the dishwater tasted better than the soup...'

Garden.

"I call it 'rage loaf'."

Too much cilantro

Man Eating Minimalist Meal

Holiday Supplies

"My only love sprung from my only hate!"

Lockdown casserole

I love Cannelloni

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

A couple dressed as a knife and a fork

'Do you want me to get the fish bone out, or not?'

'How is the water prepared?'

Victorian Fast Food - 'I'll have the lark pie festooned with eels, a full stilton, two bottles of port,,,'

Fly Tastings: 'Notice that hint of dog fur and then let that full bodied garbage finish unfold.'

"Please don't kill me."

Baloneystini

"Oh, but we could be so good together...!"

'We're not at home, Stu. You can't just order 'I don't care'.'

"Marions nous! Tu payes les impôts, j'offre le resto!"

Wedding Chefs

Junior Masterchef - "Darren Smith and I'll be cooking chicken nuggets with Mars bars in a CocaCola sauce"

"Well..I think the old Thermograph machine I rescued from work goes a treat with our kitchen units."

The perfect man

"And that's where hot dogs come from."

The boss is truly a courageous risk-taker. Only he tasted the salmon mousse at last year's company picnic.

"Cut down on the pumpkin spice."