Culinary Chaos Coordinator Gifts

"Bungle the flip! Bungle the flip!"

'The Health and Safety guy doesn't look very happy...I hope we're not gonig to fail the inspection.'

Anti-inflammation recipes

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

"I don't think the turkey's going to be done on time. That's the dishwasher."

Kitchen Tetris

'Muriel's philosophy is that what happens in the kitchen, stays in the kitchen.'

"Gracie, today I'm teaching you a Bermudez family tradition...passed down from generation to generation! Vamonos! Out! Now!"

"I've had it with you guys! From now on, have your arguments on your own time!"

Ernie likes to fix things around the house. Just today he's fixed two sandwiches, three sundaes, and some microwave brownies.

"Karen's idea of wine reduction..."

Cafe Burns.

Recipe involving the switching off of the smoke alarm...

TV chef sets the TV on fire.

Snow & Flo series: Questionable cooking.

'I couldn't find my measuring cups, so I had to kind of wing it with the stuffing.'

"It's a recipe from the 'Anti-Christ' cookbook."

It's all gravy.

'Beat 3,000 eggs and add one quart of 10-30W oil? So much for putting my recipes on the computer.'

'You made me jump.'

Waiter' You betta stop that food fight, you SILLY fools! Here comes the Maitre D' !'

Chef's Specials - Hissy Fits, Shouting and Swearing, Pompus Indigestion.

Cooking With Pollock.

'It isn't supposed to taste good. It's furniture polish.'

"All right, we straighten this out immediately! René threw the bouillabaisse at Jacques, no? The Jam-bon en croûte was thrown by Jacques at René, correct? The truite en gelée and the fraises des bois were thrown by François at Henri, and Henri threw the mousse au chocolat at François, and . . ."

'Barry, I think I know where you left the champagne bottle.'

"I mean, he does have a point."

A short-order cook gets sucked into the exhaust vent over the grill.

'Let's forget the duck de la margola and order something else!' (man seeing duck fleeing from cook).

"Here comes the tossed salad!"

"Larry's made new friends learning to cook. He knows everyone at the Recipe Emergency Hotline."

Something beautiful comes out of a big mess.

"Mum, the milk's trying to escape!"

'So, not your favourite restuarant anymore...'

Out and In.