Culinary Chaos Coordinator Pillows

"Bungle the flip! Bungle the flip!"

'The Health and Safety guy doesn't look very happy...I hope we're not gonig to fail the inspection.'

Anti-inflammation recipes

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

Kitchen Tetris

'Muriel's philosophy is that what happens in the kitchen, stays in the kitchen.'

"I've had it with you guys! From now on, have your arguments on your own time!"

"Gracie, today I'm teaching you a Bermudez family tradition...passed down from generation to generation! Vamonos! Out! Now!"

"Karen's idea of wine reduction..."

Cafe Burns.

Recipe involving the switching off of the smoke alarm...

TV chef sets the TV on fire.

Snow & Flo series: Questionable cooking.

'I couldn't find my measuring cups, so I had to kind of wing it with the stuffing.'

It's all gravy.

'You made me jump.'

"It's a recipe from the 'Anti-Christ' cookbook."

'Beat 3,000 eggs and add one quart of 10-30W oil? So much for putting my recipes on the computer.'

Waiter' You betta stop that food fight, you SILLY fools! Here comes the Maitre D' !'

Chef's Specials - Hissy Fits, Shouting and Swearing, Pompus Indigestion.

'It isn't supposed to taste good. It's furniture polish.'

"I mean, he does have a point."

'Let's forget the duck de la margola and order something else!' (man seeing duck fleeing from cook).

"All right, we straighten this out immediately! René threw the bouillabaisse at Jacques, no? The Jam-bon en croûte was thrown by Jacques at René, correct? The truite en gelée and the fraises des bois were thrown by François at Henri, and Henri threw the mousse au chocolat at François, and . . ."

A short-order cook gets sucked into the exhaust vent over the grill.

'Barry, I think I know where you left the champagne bottle.'

"Here comes the tossed salad!"

Tsunami in the cooking pot.

"Larry's made new friends learning to cook. He knows everyone at the Recipe Emergency Hotline."

'The food put up a fight.'

Something beautiful comes out of a big mess.

"Mum, the milk's trying to escape!"

Out and In.

"You've actually done something even Gordon Ramsay can't do-burn the salad!"

'So, not your favourite restuarant anymore...'