Kitchen Chaos Coordinators Gifts

The Last Thanksgiving

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

'Mildred-thy milk runneth over!'

Cookbooks

"Bungle the flip! Bungle the flip!"

Kitchen Tetris

"Yo - I'm way overdone in here!"

Is that pancake ready yet?

"Gracie, today I'm teaching you a Bermudez family tradition...passed down from generation to generation! Vamonos! Out! Now!"

Man's cooking explodes.

Ernie likes to fix things around the house. Just today he's fixed two sandwiches, three sundaes, and some microwave brownies.

"Karen's idea of wine reduction..."

How to correctly estimate cooking time

Ten out of ten for effort...

Recipe involving the switching off of the smoke alarm...

Girl who can't cook meets guy who can't fix stuff.

Anti-inflammation recipes

"Shouldn't you use a plate?"

'Now time for a coffee while hubby cleans up the mess.'

'I burned my fingers by touching the hot breakfast eggs, but next time, I'll peel them before I put them into boiling water!'

'Who the heck told my wife I had rights to parental leave?'

Chef De Party.

Cooking

Disaster in the kitchen.

'Gary freaked out a bit and went way off the griddle.'

The world's worst restaurant. Now under new bad management.

Chef's Specials - Hissy Fits, Shouting and Swearing, Pompus Indigestion.

"I mean, he does have a point."

'Don't blame me - It's my husband's cooking!'

'Oh, yes. We often have people around when my Wife cooks... Usually, the fire brigade.'

Chef: 'Howz that Octopus coming along Jeff?'

Cook au vin

One reason secret family recipes are usually best kept secret.

Chef looking up confused, Waiter behind him with pancake on his head.

"Glad you have time for lunch today, honey."