Culinary Cautious Pillows

"Please don't kill me."

T-Bones STEAK House...NO sissy salad bar!...Heimlich expert always on duty'

Soup of the month.

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

"O young, naive one...you must know the golden rule of the kitchen. To avoid the mother of all disrespects...never criticize the cooking of a family elder."

Garden.

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

Too much cilantro

I love Cannelloni

"My only love sprung from my only hate!"

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

The Origins of Everything

'It's my favorite.'

Holiday Supplies

'Do you want me to get the fish bone out, or not?'

'Strong curry for two and a fire-extinguisher.'

The ecumenical dinner party.

Victorian Fast Food - 'I'll have the lark pie festooned with eels, a full stilton, two bottles of port,,,'

Fly Tastings: 'Notice that hint of dog fur and then let that full bodied garbage finish unfold.'

"Marions nous! Tu payes les impôts, j'offre le resto!"

"I'm unable to process this image."

"Well..I think the old Thermograph machine I rescued from work goes a treat with our kitchen units."

"You're really not too extreme, huh?"

Junior Masterchef - "Darren Smith and I'll be cooking chicken nuggets with Mars bars in a CocaCola sauce"

'We're not at home, Stu. You can't just order 'I don't care'.'

Somewhere in France - The Eliot sisters come face to face with escargots.

"It's so nice to gather and enjoy a simple home-cooked meal together."

"And that's where hot dogs come from."

The perfect man

'As far as we know, no one who has eaten our genetically-modified food has turned into a creature or anything.'

"Cut down on the pumpkin spice."

Funky Chef 2