Culinary Architect T-Shirts

Building a gingerbread house

Skyscraper Chef's Hat.

Humpty omelette.

'... and here's your Manhattan clam chowder, Sir.'

'Using my knowledge of structures and function I built this sculpture!'

"The chef is a frustrated architect."

Tartine

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

A woman standing beside a stove full of steaming pots and pans.

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

'Progress of a bookshelf'

The wonderful world of cheese.

Ice Cream Surgeon

'This is one of our most recent vintages!'

"You said the cauliflower is locally grown – would you elaborate?"

Pi Ala Mode.

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

'But Mom, I like potatoes in their jackets.'

"I'm afraid the challah got a little burnt this week."

Children's Feast.

Wok. Don't Wok.

'He made an excellent jelly.'

"Compliments to the chef! Pass it on."

"Mommy's going to teach you how to make a hamburger."

Filet minion

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

"Mom, I'm at work – let me call you back after I finish stocking milk for wealthy vegans who like beet juice in their meat alternatives so they can still get that bloody effect when cooking without guilt."

His New Grillfriend

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

A Day In The Kitchen

Party time.

"Really! How many 'How to Survive the Festive Season' articles does one man need?"