Breakfast Architect T-Shirts

"Dad needs the step ladder to finish making your breakfast. The pancakes are stuck to the ceiling."

"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu."

"I feel like pushing the envelope this morning, honey, starting with a little grape jelly for that bran muffin."

"Nobody truly appreciates the magic that goes into a good omelet."

"Larry, what's the weather forecast?" "Let me ask you something. Did you make waffles this morning? Because someone had maple syrup on their hands, and I seem to recall a hand moving me... a pretty, pretty, pretty sticky hand..."

WHACK!

"Yes, but this one is made of Chiclets."

'Snap, crackle, help! I'm lactose intolerant!'

Power breakfast.

It was then that Cervantes was inspired.

"You're close, but you're not the record. The record for one family in one booth—all from out of state, each ordering a complete breakfast—was set in 1978, with fifteen."

Skyscraper Chef's Hat.

Building a gingerbread house

'Do you want toast with that?'

'Mom! Instant oatmeal is NOT fast food!'

'It's one of those trendy 'warm salads,' with sausage, fried eggs, bacon and black pudding.'

Sugar Crunchies - Free Dental Treatment.

'It's every SNOW flake that's different, Billy - Not every CORN flake.'

1% Cereal: Now with marshmallow dollar signs.

"The toaster is broken again, sweetheart."

Devilled Eggs

"Nice landing, Captain Crunch."

Souffle recipe book floats away.

"You confused the Sudso box with the Cruncho box."

'We're starting a new diet today -- do you want your tofu scrambled or fried?'

'Shredded wheat cereal, cracked wheat toast, and crushed pineapple. I didn't do it. It came that way.'

Have you seen this toaster?

'Madge, did we really need a home computer to make scrambled eggs?'

'Hey, milk!'

"Honey, the toaster is down, but it's already alerted the oven to pre-heat and broil your muffins."

Wife at breakfast: 'We're out of sugar - how about chocolate milk on your cereal?'

Parkour Breakfast

It's the little surprises that keep a marriage exciting...