Breakfast Architect T-Shirts

"Dad needs the step ladder to finish making your breakfast. The pancakes are stuck to the ceiling."

"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu."

'Before I order breakfast, which way is it to the 'International Bathroom of Pancakes'?'

"I feel like pushing the envelope this morning, honey, starting with a little grape jelly for that bran muffin."

"Nobody truly appreciates the magic that goes into a good omelet."

"Larry, what's the weather forecast?" "Let me ask you something. Did you make waffles this morning? Because someone had maple syrup on their hands, and I seem to recall a hand moving me... a pretty, pretty, pretty sticky hand..."

WHACK!

'Snap, crackle, help! I'm lactose intolerant!'

"Yes, but this one is made of Chiclets."

Power breakfast.

It was then that Cervantes was inspired.

"You're close, but you're not the record. The record for one family in one booth—all from out of state, each ordering a complete breakfast—was set in 1978, with fifteen."

Building a gingerbread house

'Do you want toast with that?'

'Mom! Instant oatmeal is NOT fast food!'

Skyscraper Chef's Hat.

'It's one of those trendy 'warm salads,' with sausage, fried eggs, bacon and black pudding.'

Sugar Crunchies - Free Dental Treatment.

1% Cereal: Now with marshmallow dollar signs.

"Nice landing, Captain Crunch."

'It's every SNOW flake that's different, Billy - Not every CORN flake.'

'Is this the new product?' - 'Yes, a rocket filled with cornflakes.'

"The toaster is broken again, sweetheart."

Devilled Eggs

Souffle recipe book floats away.

F&E Diner. You asked for a hot breakfast, so I put some jalapenos on your corn flakes!

'We're starting a new diet today -- do you want your tofu scrambled or fried?'

"You confused the Sudso box with the Cruncho box."

Chef Contest. Ernie, it's not sporting to chant "batter, batter, batter" during a pancake cook-off.

'Shredded wheat cereal, cracked wheat toast, and crushed pineapple. I didn't do it. It came that way.'

Wife at breakfast: 'We're out of sugar - how about chocolate milk on your cereal?'

'... and here's your Manhattan clam chowder, Sir.'

Have you seen this toaster?

'Madge, did we really need a home computer to make scrambled eggs?'

It's the little surprises that keep a marriage exciting...