Culinary Anarchist Gifts

'Ready Steady Punk'

We are shaped by what we love! Especially pizza and doughnuts!

Recipes from the Jean-Paul Sartre Cookbook

The Origins of Everything

Garlic Free Zone.

'Muriel's philosophy is that what happens in the kitchen, stays in the kitchen.'

"Valet park only"

Man sitting and reading 'Joy of Take Out' book surrounded by take out boxes.

"We'll start with the dessert menu."

"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."

The Huge-Underground Vat theory of why all wonton soup tastes exactly the same.

"The chef ran out of the shiitake-infused sweet potato au gratin, so he substituted hash browns."

A dozen predictions for foods of the future.

"Steak, Richard, is just grown up veal."

"Red wine with fish? Sometimes you really are a monster."

'There always seems to be ONE trouble-maker in the company who gets a sick thrill from rebelling against our corporate culture!'

"You betrayed her trust. You added spices to her soup. In Tia Carmen's eyes, you are an irresponsible youngster...and I don't blame her for doing this."

Fermeture des restaurants: la résistance s'organise

'I'm NOT trying to break in and change my grades. I'm only trying to change the school lunch menu.'

'That's Fred, the new hire. He's one of those corporate renaissance types who erases organization-chart boundaries wherever he goes!'

'Mom, I followed your time-honored legendary family recipe for Brussels Spout Bake with one exception - I substituted a pizza for the Brussels Sprouts.'

"I can't remember if I'm off red meat, or eating nothing but red meat."

"The recipe? Well, there's lentils, garlic, tofu, and a pinch of our illegal secret ingredient."

"Of course this is a pizza! Man, I've always been a rebel!"

Punkcakes

"Dad, what did you do in the war against GM foods?"

'Leave us your suggestions here.' (The suggestion box is a shredder)

"The Corned Beef Cappuccino needs work."

"To beat or not to beat."

'Yes we are observing the swordfish boycott, but we brought in special herring with nose jobs.'

'Any messages while I was out?'

Anarchist Cutlery: Soup Knife/ Bread Fork, Steak Spoon.

"Well, I don't care if it is some kind of fancy-schmancy restaurant...if I want ketchup, I'm gonna get ketchup!"

The 5th Basic Food Group - Junk Food.

"So that's a three bird roast."