Cue Stick Strategist Gifts

Stuck behind the eight ball.

'Don't think of it as being a yes man, think of it as being an employed man.'

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

'She'll never look for me here.'

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

"There HAS to be a giant ball at the end of all this string."

'This will be tough. The parents can handle Bs and Cs, but I really gotta spin this D in math.'

'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...'

'I am constantly diversifying my toy portfolio.'

Noughts and crosses hugging and kissing.

"Game of checkers? Okay, but I'm watching every move you make."

"Potatoes...betroot...carrots...fracking..."

'If you know what's good for you Allan, you'll let me pass.'

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BUSINESS PRESCHOOL

"This'll look great on my transcript!"

"Sign the contract first kid, then you get the sweets!"

Bishop playing pool, "I like his unholier than thou attitude."

"You don't need English on every shot."

Cat Trap,

"Don't be fooled - he's no pushover."

"Large destroyer on the horizon, captain."

Sidewalk the game

Bear bends hunter's guns.

"Can I start getting my allowance in Lottery tickets?"

"Dad said they'd sell like hotcakes, but they're selling like vegetables."

How David Really Won

Greenpeace protester trying to start new growth on rubbish site

"It's great, Heidi! All the privacy I want without locking the door...And they probably won't figure it out until I'm in college!"

"Dad, I want another dog for my birthday." "NO." "OK. I want a stripper girlfriend for my birthday." "What kind of dog do you want."

"I need backup on 'D' Wing — they've built another den!"

'Instead of a long, expensive trial, how about we just do ‘Rock, Paper, Scissors'?'

"Naturally he's not getting his daily exercise. With the postman on strike there is nobody to chase!"

Lead Duck With Evil Plans