Cubing Gifts

Rubik's cubicle

I could have danced all night!

Another day at work would be one too many...

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

'Parsloe, your desk is blocking the corporate food chain.'

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

Work Slave

'On your marks. Get set. Go!' - 'Come on! Keep going! You can do it!' - 'Yay! You're 8 hours closer to the grave!' - 'Oh, God.'

Dancing at the Clubs.

"Of course I have a life. Not one worth living, mind you."

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

'This is your idea of hitting the local hotspots?'

'Ok you two, where the hell is Dancer?!'

'Cool! Where'd you learn the new step?'

The Walk of Shame

No one knew it, but Gerald was about to execute what he called 'The Move.'"

Big Fish Little Fish Cardboard Box.

'Welcome aboard, Bob. Your job is to figure out what the hell happened here.'

Breakfast surreal.

The Picture of Dorian Gray's Soul.

'Picasso'

After party at the spill club.

"Yes, I know, Munger. But Wallace Stevens didn't scribble his damned verses on company time."

'I'm 43 years old. That's 64 in work years.'

"The quicksand was corporate's idea. I wanted to fire you for going over my head. They wanted to send a message."

Stacked In Tray

One day, he hoped to hit the big time.

'Abstract art is supposed to look that way.' (A rather smarthy attitude in an art gallery)

When the accounts department took the stationary cupboard Bob decided to book the Conflict Management course.

'I wanted shorter hours, so he cut my breaks.'

'I need a smarter computer.'

Tired - Stressed - Tired.

God save the Queen.

Club insecurity.