Cubing Gifts

Rubik's cubicle

I could have danced all night!

Another day at work would be one too many...

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

'Parsloe, your desk is blocking the corporate food chain.'

Work Slave

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

Dancing at the Clubs.

'On your marks. Get set. Go!' - 'Come on! Keep going! You can do it!' - 'Yay! You're 8 hours closer to the grave!' - 'Oh, God.'

'Ok you two, where the hell is Dancer?!'

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

'This is your idea of hitting the local hotspots?'

"Of course I have a life. Not one worth living, mind you."

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

The Walk of Shame

No one knew it, but Gerald was about to execute what he called 'The Move.'"

Big Fish Little Fish Cardboard Box.

'Cool! Where'd you learn the new step?'

'Welcome aboard, Bob. Your job is to figure out what the hell happened here.'

Breakfast surreal.

"Yes, I know, Munger. But Wallace Stevens didn't scribble his damned verses on company time."

"The quicksand was corporate's idea. I wanted to fire you for going over my head. They wanted to send a message."

'I'm 43 years old. That's 64 in work years.'

'Picasso'

After party at the spill club.

Stacked In Tray

One day, he hoped to hit the big time.

When the accounts department took the stationary cupboard Bob decided to book the Conflict Management course.

'Abstract art is supposed to look that way.' (A rather smarthy attitude in an art gallery)

God save the Queen.

'I need a smarter computer.'

'I wanted shorter hours, so he cut my breaks.'

Tired - Stressed - Tired.

Gorgeous Groovers.

"They must be having a two-for-one promotion tonight."