Cubicle Dreamer Gifts

Beached Whales

"Will it be necessary to wake the others?"

"Don't flutter your little wings on company time."

An office worker daydreams about a new poster.

"If you could be in any cubicle, which one would it be?"

'You can't sleep? Just pretend you're at the office.'

'Cheer up, Mr Laping. It's only until the fishing season is over.'

"You heart's not really in this job, is it?"

'What bothers me about these meetings is even though it's work, I have the nagging feeling I ought to leave and get back to work.'

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

"My email is down... talk to me."

'Had I known Hell was going to be exactly like work, I probably wouldn''t have spent as much time there.'

'Is that the sweet smell of success or some imitation air freshener?'

'But what is the universe for?'

"On the plus side, I finally have a key to the executive washroom."

Food Chain, Inc: 'UP...DOWN'.

Office slaves.

"Yes, I saw the obituary. So, is that why you weren't in yesterday?"

'Don't worry about the company's pension plan. The way we work you, you'll be lucky to live that long!'

"Bill's a little upset. The boss just chewed him out."

'The boss put his picture up to enspire us. But it just isn't having that effect on me.'

"He's on screen saver. Just tap him."

Inout baskets.

"Well, all the symptoms of just another typical case of burnout, I'm afraid."

'We feel it's very important to provide our employees with an extremely comfortable work-place environment. Primarily because we don't allow them to ever go home.'

'We believe in using performance-enhancing drugs here.. they're called bonuses.'

"We should have taken the cubicles."

"Everyone, please welcome our new VP of being promoted and paid lots more than you for no apparent reason!"

Computer monitor for a head.

It's a dogs life

'Your teacher doesn't mind a little clowning around in class, Eddie, but she thinks you overdo it.'

Desk sign reads: Tom Bagley's Outer Shell.

Working 9 to 5.

Office Weather

'Mr. McCoy has been expecting you. If you'll have a seat, he should be with you within the next 6 hours.'