Celluloid Dreamer Gifts

Hollywood Studio - 'We can only pay you $20million for your next film - video piracy is killing the film industry.'

Screenwriters pitch movie to studio boss: 'It's a reinterpretation of Bicycle Thieves, that classic of Italian neo-realism. We're calling it, Dude, Where's My Chopper?'

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?"

"Don't flutter your little wings on company time."

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

'But what is the universe for?'

Gardener

"If you could be in any cubicle, which one would it be?"

"When I grow up, I want to become president and eventually the subject of a groundbreaking, critically-acclaimed Broadway musical."

"Seth, here, is one of the best young creative compromisers in the business."

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

Dog tricks. 'He's doing it right now. Dudley dreams in Technocolor!'

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

Canadian film production

'Miss Carruthers, check and see if we have an extradition treaty with Disneyland.'

Could you see anything in her? I certainly couldn't! (Man's eyes are popping out of his head).

"We need to make it through at least one movie, so we have something to root for during the Oscars."

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

I love the Shard

'In Love'

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

"It's so relaxing watching the clouds change shape as they drift by. You could almost forget you're a dog. Is it my imagination… or does that cloud look a bit like a cat? Arf! Arf! Arf!"

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

'Hey, that one looks just like a visible mass of condensed water vapour floating in the atmosphere.'