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Hollywood Studio - 'We can only pay you $20million for your next film - video piracy is killing the film industry.'

Screenwriters pitch movie to studio boss: 'It's a reinterpretation of Bicycle Thieves, that classic of Italian neo-realism. We're calling it, Dude, Where's My Chopper?'

"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?"

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

"We just watched a hypermovie!"

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

"Don't flutter your little wings on company time."

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

Gardener

'But what is the universe for?'

Applause. Clap clap bravo. Spring musical. Cats. You were terrific! Our little girl!

"If you could be in any cubicle, which one would it be?"

"Seth, here, is one of the best young creative compromisers in the business."

"When I grow up, I want to become president and eventually the subject of a groundbreaking, critically-acclaimed Broadway musical."

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

Dog tricks. 'He's doing it right now. Dudley dreams in Technocolor!'

Reese Witherspoon

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

Canadian film production

'Miss Carruthers, check and see if we have an extradition treaty with Disneyland.'

Could you see anything in her? I certainly couldn't! (Man's eyes are popping out of his head).

"We need to make it through at least one movie, so we have something to root for during the Oscars."

"It's so relaxing watching the clouds change shape as they drift by. You could almost forget you're a dog. Is it my imagination… or does that cloud look a bit like a cat? Arf! Arf! Arf!"

'In Love'

The Life and Times of Miley Cyrus

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

I love the Shard

Why you've never heard of Ricky Rat.

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'