Cthulhu Fan Gifts

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

'Trickle or Spray!?'

Broomstick crash.

"Son, you can't get blood from a turnip!"

"I'm actually pretty ready for bed."

"Devi's brew?"

"I don't care if it's a boy or a girl, as long as it's undead."

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Monster Self-Help

'Come on dear, don't be shy: This little she-chameleon just wants to play...'

"We should start wearing masks."

Newborn bird sees tortoise and starts wearing shell.

Witches at a cauldron.

Death Beggar

"I love this ghost costume because it covers this costume. I remove it and go back for seconds!"

"Lately, I've thinking about getting a motorcycle ... "

Alien Spaceship Crashes - On Halloween. House owner think he is trick or treating.

'How's the egg?' '.Turtle crawls out'

"Those who can can, dance."

'I swear, you kids get better costumes every year! Where's your trick-or-treat bag?'

"Of course, there's Macbeth and the pantomine season...."

Tupperware Wolf

Yeah, the commute is killing me too: I live a full kilometre away...

"I wouldn't mind, but I only topped the bloomin' thing up last week!"

'I suppose we could use him as a Bass singer in a choir.'

Halloween 2008.

'Six disc CD changer, six hundred watt multi-amp, 800 watt sub, I tell you man this monster rocks!!'

'How about instead of eye of newt and toe of frog we order pizza?'

'It mostly scares the realtors.'

"I designed it with A.I."

A trapeze artist jumping into the arms of a vampire

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