Crystal T-Shirts

'I see you sitting in front of your TV...'

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

"The sweater you knit him will be thrown out in February."

"I forsee you will have a better chance of winning the lottery than growing your testicles back."

'I sense that someone is about to swindle you.' 'Wow, thanks for the warning! How much do I owe you?'

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

'... And this is Goldsmith, our futures consultant.'

New Age Store.

"What's the final episode of 'Seinfeld' about?""It's about nothing."

Madame Lucille - Fortune Teller 'I predict the future'.

"It will be all your fault."

"So how much money have you made from your psychic hotline business?"

'This New Year you will be bathed in a sea of cash!...Hand on...Sorry. This New Year you will need a flea bath for some sort of rash.'

'Your future looks charming.'

Employment recruitment aptitude test

"Even if I did believe that he was communicating through you. I'm afraid it's too late to change the will now."

Like most billionaires, Hugh Andrews the third prefers to bowl with crystal pins.

"We're having a special today on bright futures."

'You will meet a sexy, honest fortune teller who will take all your money!'

Govt. UK led by Seance

"Oh, the crystal ball rolled off and fell right on my foot! Didn't see it coming!"

"I know I'm going to get older - but how much?"

'I can't say what the market's going to do, but you're going to have fourteen children.'

"I see you naked. A beautiful young woman is leaning over you... Oh, hang on. She's performing your autopsy."

'You will never require the services of a dating agency.'

"Malachite promotes inner peace, hope and security, but I can’t say for certain it will help you put up with your boss."

'I got one of those new crystal ball smart watches.'

'Of course, the future isn't what it used to be.'

Paranormal Fair: 'Closed due to unforeseen circumstances'

Psychic car mechanics.

Crystal Ball Plug

"I see you coming into money, at least 50p for a cup of tea."