Cryptocurrency Miner Gifts

"We made three billion dollars mining Bitcoin, minus our electricity bill - that comes to $1.61."

'Cyber mining for bitcoins again?'

"According to the map the cryptocurrency treasure must be buried here!"

"Dressing like a miner makes crypto mining seem more legitimate."

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

"When you say the meek will inherit the earth, does that include the mineral rights?"

Search for Rare Bitcoin

Another day in the Splenda mines

"If it's all the same to you, I'd like my allowance in bitcoins."

'The golden eggs are great... but I need you to lay a golden parachute.'

"I warned him not to keep his bitcoins under the mattress."

"So, Mr Canary, I see you have experience as a mine safety specialist..."

"No coal here, either - but you never know until you look."

"We do have faith but I'm afraid our policy is still not to accept Bitcoin."

"What's most exciting about NFTs is the opportunity for dynamic new content."

Will you be mine?

Data Extraction Social Media Theme Park

'Would you like your dividend in pennies, nickels or bitcoin?'

With the mine closing down due to Emission concerns...somone had to shake their booty to keep food on the table.

'You'll be starting out at the bottom.'

'We're getting closer - That's a goldfish.'

'There's no need for confusion. Part 935 of Mining Regulation 823, Section 323 in Article L clearly states . . . '

"I asked you to send me over a prospectus!"

Money Today: "Ours is a cybercurrency. It's not a virtual currency or a cryptocurrency."

"I am your bot server. Page me by phone and tip me in bitcoins."

Donald Trump Wearing Russian Flag Cape

"No Nobel Prize in economics fro crypto, again."

"I think he may have progressed beyond just digging holes!!"

"Trepanning for gold"

Mine Host.

'It won't take bitcoins.'

"I just realized what our problem is - we're fungible."

A 93% pure nugget of lunacy in its natural state.

'There must be mining occurring in this mountain.'