Cryptic Solver Gifts

Celebrity anagram: Male hen moons (Answer: Eamonn Holmes.)

Here Lies P_T_R W_I_L__S: Inventor of the Crossword Puzzle

"Looks like we found the issue."

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

"No, I didn't steal your content. I just have your content's doppleganger."

Typical Brain Versus Einstein's Brain

'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!'

' A good idea '

"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.."

The Map of the human brain

Barks in code.

'X is unknown? Even to somebody with all your education?'

Girl does mathematical equation. Man says 'Tut! Teenagers today and their problems ...'

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

"I think I may have stumbled on something, Walpole."

'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

'What's wrong now?'

'You know too much!'

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

Eureka!

It would be a painful forty five minutes before Arthur finally admitted he left his presentation at home.

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

Extinction of the dinosaurs fully explained

A Major Refresher Course is in Order.

A man sees a leak in his ceiling and drills a hole in the floor under leak to by pass his apartment.