Cryptic Puzzles Gifts

Football anagrams(Did vain goal.). Answer: David Ginola.

Girl does mathematical equation. Man says 'Tut! Teenagers today and their problems ...'

'Assuming their porridge was poured at the same time, how could it then be too hot, too cold and just right?'

Eureka!

'Simply put.'

'Upgrades? Yes, we've programmed it to excrete a few drops of water if it should lose a chess match. You know - tears.'

He's making a list --- Holmes solves cases quicker when he itemizes deductions.

"Something just didn't add up."

In an unprecedented occurrence, Noah Webster fails his vocabulary test.

"This pesky decimal point seems to give you quite a bit of trouble."

"Oh my God, help! Is there a logician on board?!"

'But if you need someone for the intangibles...'

'Ms. Shelby, I think you're spinning out of control.'

"Very few people are aware that the 'New York Times' Sunday crossword puzzle is contagious."

Yeah, well, I only failed my logic exam because I'm a Pisces and my professor's a Leo.

A rose is a rose is a rose

Uncle Giving Boy a Mince Pie

Baby Crossword Puzzle.

'Bad dog, stop doing the crossword.'

'Trying to steal secrets again, Dr. Figowitz?'

'Hey, boss, what's a 7 letter work starting with 'w' that represents what I should be doing rather than solving crossword puzzles?'

Football anagrams: Victoria do rule (Answer: Olivier Dacourt)

"Good heavens, Holmes! How did you deduce that I had recently lost my reading glasses?"

"Any clues?"

'A free plastic toy, cornflakes scattered around the victim... Yep, it looks like our cereal killer alright!'

"That's the problem today. Everyone expects the same old standardized answers."

If you don't help me find happiness, you haven

Agatha Christie

This Rubik's Cube is no match for my towering intellect... - 'Green face is complete. You the man, Peeler!' - 'It's okay to take a break, Peel.' - 'Leave me alone! Green face is complete. You the man, Peeler.' -

I've been studying reverse psychology at Tonga Tech Online University. Seriously? Nobody's going to go to a psychologist who's got a diploma from some random online college. And psychologists have to have a whole arsenal of treatments. They can't just use reverse psychology for everything. So what you're reverse-saying is, I'll be sought-after and highly effective. No that's ... ok, yes, that's exactly what I'm saying.

Quiz 2 + 2 = 2 + 2 This is a mathematics professor and my attorney. They'll explain why my answer is technically and legally correct.

'Don't disturb your father for an hour he's busy doing the Five minute crossword.'

'In, out, fiddling.'

'Grog would never be able to finish a cross pictograph without his thesaurus.'

Robot doing a Binary Puzzle