Cryptic Puzzles Mugs

Girl does mathematical equation. Man says 'Tut! Teenagers today and their problems ...'

'Assuming their porridge was poured at the same time, how could it then be too hot, too cold and just right?'

Eureka!

'Simply put.'

In an unprecedented occurrence, Noah Webster fails his vocabulary test.

"Something just didn't add up."

"This pesky decimal point seems to give you quite a bit of trouble."

"Oh my God, help! Is there a logician on board?!"

'Ms. Shelby, I think you're spinning out of control.'

'But if you need someone for the intangibles...'

"Very few people are aware that the 'New York Times' Sunday crossword puzzle is contagious."

Baby Crossword Puzzle.

'Bad dog, stop doing the crossword.'

Uncle Giving Boy a Mince Pie

A rose is a rose is a rose

"Good heavens, Holmes! How did you deduce that I had recently lost my reading glasses?"

'Hey, boss, what's a 7 letter work starting with 'w' that represents what I should be doing rather than solving crossword puzzles?'

'Trying to steal secrets again, Dr. Figowitz?'

"Any clues?"

'A free plastic toy, cornflakes scattered around the victim... Yep, it looks like our cereal killer alright!'

"That's the problem today. Everyone expects the same old standardized answers."

'Don't disturb your father for an hour he's busy doing the Five minute crossword.'

"The thing with Sudoku is I can never find the right words to fit."

'In, out, fiddling.'

'Grog would never be able to finish a cross pictograph without his thesaurus.'

Robot doing a Binary Puzzle