Numerical Puzzles Mugs

Scary story time at math camp.

Calculator Jokes

"Are we done celebrating Pi Day yet?" "Not until I've completed the 'reading of the digits.'"

Cereal for Accountants

'In, out, fiddling.'

What the numbers are telling us

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

Packaging Russian Dolls

Typical Brain Versus Einstein's Brain

'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!'

Seagiraffes

Thinking Gears

"Evidence suggests she was working on the puzzle, got up to make tea, husband enters and puts last piece in..."

Can You Spot the Differences?

CSI: Mother Goose Unit...'Hmmm...I'm beginning to suspect that perhaps mister Dumpty's demise wasn't simply a tragic accident.'

'Intelligent Design? My arse!'

The Map of the human brain

Light Bulb Moment

"But everyone is befuddled by math."

'The plumber said he can't come right now, but promised to put us on his 'wading list'. Cute, huh?'

'X is unknown? Even to somebody with all your education?'

Frank & Ernie's Diner. Special: Scrabbled Eggs. No, sir, it's not a misprint -- Ernie adds alphabet soup.

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

The Life of Pi

Girl does mathematical equation. Man says 'Tut! Teenagers today and their problems ...'

Backfire

Round up all the king's horses and all the king's men for questioning.

Cut Price

'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

'Assuming their porridge was poured at the same time, how could it then be too hot, too cold and just right?'

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

"It says 'break glass' but it doesn't say what glass!'

'You know too much,'