Crying During Movies Crew T-Shirts

'Sad endings always make me cry.'

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

Imagining a Better World Isn't Really That Hard

"But can't I be feared and loved?"

Cut!

Working in the Hazard Zone!

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

'I always cry at weddings!'

Movie Awards. Winner. It's been a big night for Ernie! He won three times at the movie-set caterer awards! On one set he made a healthy, refreshing beverage that received rave reviews from the cast and crew. He won the "best pitcher" award for it. Did they say he won for best costumes? No, his dressings won. His sticky buns won also. For "best leading roll" performance, right? No, for best "cinnamontography"!

Young Gums

"Your motivation is that you're a dog and it's food."

Hollywood producer.

Onion Tears

"Wilson, you're still using those training wheels?!"

So, Leo catches me, devours me...wears make up?"

'Sorry, I always cry at weddings...'

True Story Movie

'She got all the soap opera channels at a discount -- it's some kind of 'frequent cryer' program.'

'Great! So that's the film... Now for the sound!'

'Damn ! I don't have a clue where we are.'

"O.K. 'The Giant Baby from Space,' Take 1."

"The character I'm playing has Alzheimer's disease. So, I'm bound to forget my lines occasionally!"

"They say she's gone completely Sundance."

Producer, Director, Egomaniac Chairs.

'Cut!' (movie studio director)

'Come on, you big softy, admit it: Those were real tears at the end of the movie...'

'I hate chick flicks!' 'Sniff...me too...'

Reality TV

'It means, like, stop filming...'

"Good news, Mrs. Jennings! The lump in your throat isn't cancer, it's from watching a lot of sad movies."

"You're beating him senseless, but what you really want is his approval."

"Did I miss something?"

'How many times I gotta tell you? Don't pay any attention to which camera has the red light on!'

"I can't come out, Mary is having one of her marathon cries."

"Enjoy the movie, and try not to cry too loud at the end when the dog comes home."