Crying During Movies Crew Pillows

'Sad endings always make me cry.'

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

"But can't I be feared and loved?"

Working in the Hazard Zone!

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

'I always cry at weddings!'

Young Gums

"Your motivation is that you're a dog and it's food."

Onion Tears

"Wilson, you're still using those training wheels?!"

Hollywood producer.

'Sorry, I always cry at weddings...'

So, Leo catches me, devours me...wears make up?"

'She got all the soap opera channels at a discount -- it's some kind of 'frequent cryer' program.'

True Story Movie

"They say she's gone completely Sundance."

"O.K. 'The Giant Baby from Space,' Take 1."

'Great! So that's the film... Now for the sound!'

'Damn ! I don't have a clue where we are.'

"The character I'm playing has Alzheimer's disease. So, I'm bound to forget my lines occasionally!"

Producer, Director, Egomaniac Chairs.

'Cut!' (movie studio director)

'Come on, you big softy, admit it: Those were real tears at the end of the movie...'

Reality TV

'It means, like, stop filming...'

"Good news, Mrs. Jennings! The lump in your throat isn't cancer, it's from watching a lot of sad movies."

"Did I miss something?"

"I can't come out, Mary is having one of her marathon cries."

'How many times I gotta tell you? Don't pay any attention to which camera has the red light on!'

"Sorry, these are saved."

"You're beating him senseless, but what you really want is his approval."