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Imagining a Better World Isn't Really That Hard

Medical personnel give their hearts

Mount Olympus Brewery. Those might be dangerous to open. They're Pandora's Bocks.

There's a crew here from 60 minutes and they're coming this way.

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'

'You are a very good nurse. You're actually listening to what I'm saying.'

Local News in Heaven

Cats on the couch.

"The patient in 12-C needs comforting."

Onion Tears

Social Worker

'She got all the soap opera channels at a discount -- it's some kind of 'frequent cryer' program.'

"Peace. Love. Adopt."

One tends to the sick. The other manages a large estate. Interestingly, a caregiver and a caretaker are not on opposite sides of an interaction.

"I think you may have your gown on back to front."

NHS recruitment.

'A willingness to sacrifice yourself to bring 'peace and succor to the suffering' is all very well Mother Theresa but I don't think it makes up for your lack of knowledge of current hand sanitisation protocols.'

'Sorry, shortage of staff.'

"When we have COVID under control you'll be rewarded for saving us, we won't forget how much we owe you."

"On the other hand, his bedside manner is impeccable."

"It's our latest targets...We have to do twice as much with half the stuff in a quarter of the time!"

'Could you wear a Dr. Phil mask?'

Helicopter

"John says you've all been compassionate and caring! Would you please stop... or he'll expect that at home!"

The Crimean War and Florence Nightingale

He's got a long painful road to recovery. Those are pretty severe burns. In the meantime, try to keep him upbeat to avoid depression. Then again, we can't exactly have him walking on sunshine either... That's what got him here.

'Underpaid, overworked, stressed and sick of criticism...still enough of my problems do you still need the toilet?'

Several of the med students had been cheerleaders when they were undergrads.

"Who wants to go first?"

Humanitarian Medical Work

"He had a full two weeks."

"You have the right to remain silent, anytime you cry can be used against you...."

I'm afraid nurse Wilcox can't have a supportive caring chat with you until she's had the appropriate training.

Good Samaritan responding to hurt man: 'I'm part of God's TLC plan.'