Crybaby Sympathizer Pillows

"It's so nice to finally put a face to the name."

'We'll need lots of nappy changes today, the T. V. just said it's going to be wet and windy.'

celebrating a birth.

'No, that wasn't your mother calling to ask if you were okay. That was your mother calling to ask if I was okay.'

"Here's our little bundle of joy."

"He looks just like your husband."

"And remember, it's important to wake them up at hourly intervals."

"Wings will be cool, I guess, but I'm mostly hoping the braces and pimples fall off."

"That whole internet dating thing....It killed me, I tell ya."

'They're just adorable at this age - before they develop a personality.'

"Dear Mum. As contractions begin I thank you for letting me share your uterus. When do I get my bond money back??"

'It's a chicken.'

Maternity ward: 'Oh boy - stereo!'

'I started off as a single cell and now I'm in one.'

"Ouch. . . Aaaargh!!. . . Stop it!. . . "

Family.

'Ahhh . . . he's got your original nose.'

"Excuse me. Anyone sitting there?"

'Go forth and multiply!'

'He looks a bit like both of you.'

"Oh, she's got her father's male hormones"

Be A Doctor

"You have the right to remain silent, anytime you cry can be used against you...."

Baby delivery

Twins

Covid Babies

"Early Father's Day Gift!"

'Darlin', what's an adjective for a two-timin', heart-breakin' outlaw that rhymes with iPod?'

"Short straw gets the ribbon and the diaper!"

'He'll be a great basketball player someday -- he already dribbles all over the place.

'Anorexia definitely isn't in this girl's vocabulary.'

'No teeth, no hair, drooling all the time -- maybe there is something to evolution.'

"What are you crying about? You're the one who wins all the awards."