Crutch Navigator Gifts

Broken ankle.

Broken Leg

The Fast Lane.

'What do you mean I don't take time to smell the flowers?'

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

"Go about a foot and take a right, then it's the second left, no, no ... the third left, then straight …"

I must be losing my grip, he didn't query the bill...

"Just badly sprained thank goodness... I was so scared it might be broken..."

"Please excuse the mess. We had a major paradigm shift."

"Flowers are the sex organs of the gods."

I cannot tell you why men will not ask for directions

'Hey! I just started my James Patterson novel and I'm on chapter 97!' 'You read 20 pages already?'

"Oh shut up."

There was nothing Colin liked to do more than to settle down with a snack and watch slimming advertisements on the television...

Failure - Success

Pick a direction.

"Dad, how often have I told you there's no point in trying to start an argument with the sat-nav?"

'Is it worth it? Do I really want to give all this up for a career in cardiac catheterization?'

'So that's how they know which way north is.'

Safety pin helping pins cross street safely.

Map for directions on a hockey rink.

Easy Course

A rowing cox takes a taxi cab.

For centuries, I've trusted my gut. Which one of you talked me into using GPS? Recalculating.

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

Ok, go back through and twist behind me. Then I think we're done. Your Earbuds While You Sleep.

'Something's wrong -- yesterday, the sun set in the West.'

Still going in circles. 'Told you so.'

Clinic for those with one leg - Wipe your foot.

Accounting: Fiction and Non-Fiction.

Diner. Greatest Value in Town. It's "Frugal" maps. My GPS that guides me to the best bargains to be found anywhere.

"Ernie! Watch the speed bu..."

Car navigation

Detour Sign

"I've been sitting on pins and needles...ever since my wife started sewing!"