Crustaceans T-Shirts

"I should have been a pair of ragged claws scuttling across the floors of silent seas."

Check out the nice crawdads I have in the bait bucket, George.

Hermit Crabapple Tree

Crab with a clown face.

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

"The Defendant must stop trying to side-step every question the prosecution asks!"

A crab finds an alternative to walking sideways.

"I'd like to see him try that on the leg press."

'Tell the truth: does this affidavit make me look fat?'

Crabbing

"I do lover a good prawn film!"

'Standing on tiptoe waving your claw may attract a crab, but it certainly doesn't woo me.'

Caution!! Slippery When Wet.

Budget and swan, crayfish, pike

'I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...'

'OK, who ordered the prawn cocktail?'

"What a slobster."

"Fortunately, Mr. O'Brien, a sucker's attorney is born every half a minute."

'Not to worry, I've handled hundreds of cases like this and the way I see it, I'm bound to win one sooner or later.'

Boris promises to pursue a Brexit deal with OOMPH!

'No more lobsters, my wife said, after our last one died.'

"He put up a decent fight."

Imitation Crab

One lobster has another in hand cuffs.

'If you hold this shell to your ear you can hear the ARRRGH!'

Crab conductor.

'The attorney will see you just as soon as you put this neck-brace on.'

'I don't care what everyone else is doing, Mr. Wilson, in my courtroom we don't use pepper spray.'

"Four bedrooms, oceanfront property, and it's in our price range?! What's the catch?"

'I understand the plight of average crustaceans... Because I'm just an average crustacean myself.'

Crab-Nav

Foodie Bank

A crab concerned about getting sunburnt.

Modern hermit crabs using discarded cans instead of shells, illustration the rise in waste and the decline in wildlife (including shells)

"Ignorance of the law is no excuse, especially when you're majoring in Law."