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"Wouldn't it be cool if guys could read girls' minds?"

'Wake up, dear...did you order extra milk?!'

"Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

"They’re real."

Pull the udder one

Cat holds sign which says - Will purr for food.

'He's a catch for any woman - there's so much to re-mould'

"We would like to be genetically modified to taste like Brussels sprouts."

'It WAS rather unkind of you to hide his bottle-opener, Mrs Jones.'

'Mama! Aliens.'

'He's the best bull I've ever had.'

We come in pieces!

"He's from IT. All I did was tell him I thought he was doing a great job... and he fainted in shock!"

"You're wondering why I've called you here."

"Kind words help the dairy cow produce good milk. They go in one ear and out the udder."

Relationship Issues.

"Thanks for this. But if you miss us, you can just purr."

'The first day on the job was not going well for Al...'

'I'm about to die and now I realise I have REALLY BAD breath!'

'He's never there for me.'

"Well, at first I didn't like him. But then his creepiness just grew on me."

Sorry, I thought you said you wanted to see 'Parrot Normal Activity'

'Things just haven't been the same around here since people starting saving files in the cloud.'

'There's a teddy and a pony... and that one looks like medulla oblongata!'

'I think both of you are always too busy: You don't talk anymore...'

"I made my first million tech consulting explaining the cloud to clients."

Farmer Pickles hated it when the cows hummed Darth Vader's theme tune.

Cat Burglar.

"Living brings up a lot of issues for him."

'Why are they called the opposite sex?'

'Your barn door's open.'