Crunk Music Lover Gifts

Crunk

Shepherd and eurydice

Glastonbury. After.

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

I could have danced all night!

'It's good - but it's not digital quality.'

Tut and Carmen.

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

Omara Portuondo

Impressing dad.

A Fairytale Update

"This next one is called 'The Sermon on the Mount.'"

"After the show, I'll be autographing any computer or phone screens where my albums are streamed."

Bank Loan Dept. Personal Business. Uh-oh, some loans have gone bad! A tennis pro defaulted and a novelist is in Chapter 7. The bed linens company folded and the scuba school went under! Are any of our loans still good? Yeah, the music streaming service is totally sound! And ironically, the lighting company is in the black!

"I had a fear of speaking in front of people, which is why I shadow puppet and sing the lessons."

"And these are the Fab Four Noble Truths."

'Why don't you ever look at ME that way?'

Romantic Violinist.

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

Triangle

George Michael

At the rock concert...

Taking a peek at the audience

"Anachronism or not, it just ain't the fourth without the ribs and Willie Nelson."

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

"I'm the only sane artist in the world."

Wolf Karaoke

'I met him on a Monday and my heart stood still (would you believe?)')

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

'Man, times have changed.'

"She loves you... yeah... yeah... yeah..."

Spring Training

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

Michael Jackson

We tried rocking her to sleep, but she still seems tired and cranky.